Ice cream for breakfast --uhh, yes please! Here's what I put in my ice cream bowl this morning, it was delicious, nutritious and I felt like a breakfast badass with each bite.
Karlee’s Badass-Breakfast Nice-Cream Recipe
1 peeled frozen banana
5 frozen strawberries
1/4 cup almond milk
1 scoop green protein powder (use any protein powered you like - I love PureGreen Protein by Vibrant Health, or ask me for a recommendation for your taste in the comments)
Dash of cinnamon, cardamon, ginger powder (optional)
Top with what you like, I used:
unsweetened coconut flakes
Put all the “ice-cream” ingredients in the blender, blend until smooth…don’t over blend it will melt. Pour into a bowl and top with w...
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